Many years ago, there was a Scotsman who traveled to America. He took most all of his money and purchased passage on a great ocean liner. In preparation for his trip, he stocked up on crackers, cheese and fruit before departure so he would have a good stash on board for the trip. After the ship set sail, he did fairly well for the first four or five days. However, the crackers became stale, the...
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